It’s for the kinds of delusional people who think that they’re just one break away (a promotion, a raise, a tax refund, whatever) from finally getting back to only slightly underwater. Same principle behind a gambler borrowing money for another deal of the cards.

I think at least one picture with you and only you (or you and an animal/celebrity/whatever) pictured is a good rule of thumb. If I can’t definitively point out whose profile it is, that’s a problem. 

Ah yes, employers are famous for raising worker pay when profits rise. That’s absolutely a real thing that happens.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

And yet, many places now have signs up saying they take bitcoin. A currency is entirely dependent on whether people take it as such. If you invent a currency tomorrow and convince at least one other person to take it in return for goods or services, it’s money. If you can convince someone to change your currency for a…

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

“There’s nothing to stop whoever maintains your Bitcoin ‘wallet’ from stealing all your Bitcoins...”

You don’t seem to understand that exchanges are a thing. If I had 10,000 BTC in a wallet, I could sell them right now on Kraken or Coinbase or Exmo for ~$99.87m in USD, extract my cash and dump it into a checking account and literally have $99.87m. It’s not like your money is trapped in BTC or even in crypto. You can…

Thank god I haven’t put any of my money into this bitcoin crap. I’ll stick with safe and reliable investments like coal futures, thank you very much.

Well, there’s a reason so many people make fun of hipsters.

I’ve seen all of these posted online before but the “Don’t Re-Nig” is a first time. I’m kind of floored by the caucasity of such a thing.

Died at “actural size”

Love the misspelling of actual.

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

Maybe, but it also looks like they were sucker punches that the strength coach never saw coming.

I miss the days when Apple wouldn’t make cases because they didn’t want people to think their phones needed them.

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The reason you find this so ridiculous is because you will never be in a situation where a man could accuse you of any inappropriate behaviour without being laughed at, safe of you literally ripping his clothes off. You will never be accused of ‘eye raping’, making a man ‘uncomfortable’, ‘sexist’ jokes, ‘accidentally…