huh? It proves his point that we could play games straight out of the box instead of waiting for endless updates and connecting to online accounts.

Huh? I had the OG Xbox and not once did I connect it to the internet. Popped in the disc and played the game (about 60 in all). Took ZERO type to set up.

Best Onion article I’ve read in weeks.

Wii.

“What doesn’t?” Every single game console before the XBOX One.

Sound like stock replies from global warming deniers.

Captain Slow’s long hair is so many kinds of wrong.

Good for her for finding her voice. America is pretty good at suppressing it in women and communities of color.

But that doesn’t mean the middle person gets to dig their elbows into my sides. I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to physically push someone’s elbow out of my side. That amount of stupidity shouldn’t be allowed to leave the house unattended.

I tell him he needs to find another seat/switch with someone. I’m tall too and the only way I fit is by reclining back a touch which allows me to slide my feet under the seat in front of me and not have my knees get smashed.

I love smashing the shit out of those bags. I have carabiners on the sides of my bag and purposefully gouch the bags of people like you. Just a nice quick way to release a little pent up frustration.

Fuck em, sit somewhere else. I’m over six feet and leaning the fuck back. If airplanes want to force us upright in an unnatural seated position with zero lumbar support, they’ll have to deal with the negative feedback and anger from customers; which is exactly where that 6’4” person should be directing their anger.

hahahahaha...you totally got me. I got drawn in because I was tired and didn’t catch on that I was being punked. You sir, got me good. I didn’t catch onto the sarcasm until “Sports Broadcaster”. Kudos.

He was a civil rights lawyer at Miner, Barnhill & Galland and taught constitutional law part-time at the University of Chicago Law School for 12 years. He was then elected to the Illinois State Senate where he served for 8 years before making a successful bed to the US Senate.

He dedicated his 20’s and 30’s to helping low income families be contributing members of society. He was the head of Harvard’s Law Review. He ran a successful bid for the US Senate. Whether you like his policies or not doesn’t mean the man didn’t have a solid set of credentials to be America’s leader. Reagan was an…

Yeah,total joshing, but in reality, it is advice. In boardrooms and beyond, men just don’t give a damn what women think. This is definitely changing, and rapidly. But it’s a mind set that alphas have that more or less says “fuck you, I don’t care what you think”. As long as women feel they have to make a good…

Stop caring what men think of you. Solved.

I can’t wait till we reach a point where women don’t feel the need to not be viewed as “assertive”. Good luck, I know it’s difficult to change patterns.

Unfortunately it doesn’t achieve the desired effect though. It’s asking for confirmation instead of declaring that what you’re saying is known to be true. It definitely happens more with females, but some men do it too. It’s a sign of weakness in boardrooms.

I hated Mario because I sucked at Dnkey Kong. I hated not being able to adjust my jump in the air. When Super Mario Bros. came out, I was hooked. At the Y camp we were given 5 minutes or one life, which ever lasted longer. 3 of us could beat the game every time and then we started competing to see who could beat the…