One of my favorite Aykroyd skits.

Interesting that you think of Cape Cod as an island. Yes, it nominally is (you need to cross a bridge or use a boat to get there - and it's been that way since 1909 or so) but all the folks I've known there think of it as, well, a cape (like a peninsula).

no, that's why he said top left. You don't get the interview.

The answer to "He's young" is "Yes, that's why he needs you to teach him how to behave".

That makes total sense when earplugs cost so much these days...

Why did Kanye let her finish?

"for the folks whom have received the first proposal"

"Haaarummpff... filthy peasants and their portrait mode videos. I dare say that such a thing would never have been provided by someone who had attended fair Harvard. One can only assume the videographer was educated at Yale."

No one cares.

You obviously don't travel further north than Manchester then.

When they do it, its art. When I do it, its 3 days in jail for indecent exposure an a $200 fine for littering. (I got a little on a few things. )

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