But we'll never do that, now that China has secretly replaced our dilithium crystals with Folgers Crystals!

While many people believe "u" for "you" was started by Prince, it was in fact first popularized by King James I.

They shoulda made more of a couch.

Sam Sanders, Slaloming Solicitor

Only one of these makes any sense, and that's only if you add Stolichnaya, V8, Worcestershire, Tabasco, an olive and a celery stalk.

One correction about the Manhattan Bro: finance bros do not wear button-down shirts.