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Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

Jrue Holiday’s *absence* is the blow to the Pelicans

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

No. Nobody else thinks that.

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I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

There’s no need to be directly confrontational when you can just torment people with subtleties.

Good call! Start with yourself.

INRegards to his PTTential to change the course of the series I am bit skeptical.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

That’s odd. When I’m too drunk, my wife tends to put me on the physically unable to perform list.

Brees will be first ballot. I’m curious why you think he possibly doesn’t deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

If Katherine Heigl had starred in Monster.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?