genitalschwartz
Genital Schwartz
genitalschwartz

Best onside kick since the Saints in the Super Bowl?

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

The best part about this story is that someone has a “A Confederacy of Dunces” Twitter avatar.

Rape is right there in the headline. “Hazing” gives context to the incident, it doesn’t deny that it is rape. Sheesh.

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

I went with my brother. We got there early, had some bad ass seats. I saw a dude with his date come in late. They were about to split up. My bro and I got up and gave them our seats.....because why not?

Not true- every single unit of donated blood is tested for HIV!

Just pondering ethically... how can altruism be subjected to discrimination? The very nature of the act means, it’s made out of selfless desire? What right does one have to have their donations of anything accepted?

Are statistics biased then? MSM or men who have sex with men are statistically more likely to have HIV.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

The term “libtard” makes you sound very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very stupid. I agree though, everyone sucks and Shaq is our only real hope at the POTUS position.

Ben Carson can punt a football 500 yards.

Frank Caliendo is only funny to the 50 year old Dad who has Mall Cop in his top 10 comedy films. Stop.

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

What about Doc Gooden? That guy had great stuff. I mean, his stuff was primo.

Look at the above play again. The blockers actually do their job. Wilson actually abandons the pocket too early. If he would’ve stepped up into the middle he could have hit Jimmy Graham downfield or taken off on a run up the middle.

Like honestly what is wrong with this quote? He is saying he thinks his friend was misunderstood and in a bad relationship. Which is bad because....?

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.