The Saints O-Line would fast track him to canonization.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Pheidippides nutz.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Are you kidding? Friend C thought Jane was drugged out of her mind and ditched her, leaving her alone for a random stranger driving a cab to deal with. This is a hero?!?

“I always feel better after going out and getting a lady’s digits.”

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

“Grown ass men” get paid for services they provide.

Sort of a non sequitur. I was watching Watch What Happens Live last night after the OC Housewives, and Ricki Lake was on. Andy Cohen asked her when was the last time she and John Waters were in touch. She said just that day. She’s going up to San Francisco this weekend to have dinner with him.

His comment was a dumb joke. Your comment is a massive overreaction.

“I’m crying” - then it’s probably anal

lmao! oh my god i didnt even think of that hahahaha so good dude +1

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Yeah because if I heard a story on the internet about a country where some stuff got stolen out of a parked car and then the police helped me I’d be terrified to go there too. I’d much rather visit a country where the news stories are about mass shootings at churches, police killing unarmed civilians, and racist…

The article where the helpful police officers got back the items that the careless, thinly-veiled racist tourists left in their car? Yep, you’re probably going to be murdered for beer.

So, you didn’t get robbed by gunpoint. Your car was robbed, and then you were scared of the policemen because they were Hispanics who just happened to be living in Costa Rica. Oh, and one of them was wearing a salmon-colored t-shirt. Did I miss anything?

When did Donald Trump get hired to write here?

No, the cops use “he was dark” Subtle but important difference.