Fuck your dogs

This is a better outcome than that other NFC East DE who reduced his digits from 10 to 9.

Wait, does this not break HIPAA?

With the rate Hands are going down for being stupid this NFL offseason, you’d think George R.R. Martin was commissioner.

With any luck, US Soccer will get a HUGE boost in time for the 2032 World Cup.

This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

“Hey Russ, we know you want $25M a year, but what would you do if we took all that “extra stuff” off the table, and just did it Jesus’ way?”

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Technically, dying slave workers is a third world problem.

“Can you take a 10 million dollar pay cut?” “Hell no.” “Ahem (blows pitch pipe, sings tune to insurance jingle) ♪ TAKE THIS FUCKING PAY CUT NOW ♪ “

I disagree.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Blatter Cancer

The idea of slavery really bothers me, because there are people for whom this life represents the only opportunity to take part in this world. There are slaves who are living for the first time (like all the slaves in Qatar), and that is huge for impoverished people in general not just in terms of humanity.

Don’t really understand why the internet seems to be losing it’s shit over this? It was the wedding night of their arranged marriage. It’s not like a sex scene between the two (especially given this is GoT) was something that was out of left field. Ramsey is an evil, sadistic fuck . Sansa is basically innocence…

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.