I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Shut up

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

The only time it’s okay to be upset that a teammate scored is when your name is Lebron James and the teammate’s is Delonte West.

Thank God, I thought you were going to say he was gay or something.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story

She doesn’t owe you, the media, this terrible writer, or anyone an explanation. There are a lot of narcissistic people here, including this author that need to come to grips with the fact that she’s chosen to mostly handle the issue either privately or internally.

Is your nose bleeding way up on that high horse of yours?

Yes, that's the important thing.

NOt true, ellerbe restructured and is only counting 2 against the cap this year..

Screw the NFL. It's not the Dolphins' fault that they can communicate with free agents via echolocation.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

Doesn't matter if you have three Jerry Rices when your QB is facedown in the carpet or running for his life every down. Brees's safety move is moving up into the pocket, hence NO's focus on guard talent over tackles, but center-by-commitee last year took that away. Not to mention being able to get Ingram going up…

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

10 Harvard students, 500 cups.

Congratulations, this is the dumbest comment on Deadspin today!

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.