The zoo's plans were originally supposed to be kept secret until the move, but Foley decided to just leak as much as possible.

REALLY not seeing what the big deal is. It's not like there's a shortage of Bengals imprisoned in Ohio.

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

exceedingly crazy

no mention of how crazy his granddaughter is?

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

Something else he can't come to grips with.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

Maybe the cops should have hired this guy instead of arresting him given his willingness to cover up actions of college football players.

Little known fact, but Andre Rison met Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on matches.com

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

This thread will be worth checking back on in a few hours, because you're an idiot.

Doc - great post. Is it plausible that in previous decades, there were still enough cases in the population that people got periodic exposure to antigen and kept their immunity up? And now that people are exposed to few if any cases ever in their lives, the inoculated eventually cease production of antibody entirely,…

I learned of your existence and homophobia simultaneously.

Makes sense. We know that he's experienced in various disciplines.

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.

This single article probably contains more words and thoughts than the last decade of professional wrestling combined.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?