Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

I'd hate to see how long he'd be out for macrofracture surgery.

Again, add your mother to the list of things that have "been done much better thousands of times."

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.

I bet you're fun at parties.

I have an uncle who's a Jesuit and he said that Schilling is an idiot.

Thanks, wouldn't have gotten that otherwise....

nice try chad kroeger

It figures that the Six Winter Springs High football team runs a no-option spread.

"These woods over here?"

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With comments like that, you apparently don't qualify.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

I'm with you. I think all major milestones in a man or woman's life should be shared and celebrated with the ones they love, especially parents.

Be straight with me bro, how did you teach the dog to suck your dick?

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

The fact that they couldn't stabilize his spine shines a bright light on the dark side of India's cast system.

Tony Romo - "Jessica is the one! She's the one!"