It's Ebola, you really shouldn't have any trouble finding a host in Africa.

Eazy E is dead too. They're both dead. That was the joke.

Nick Young shoots ... ain't nuthin' but a rim clang baby.

I love all the "fuck this sport" comments, as if this hasn't been happening since the advent of the game. You only see it more often now because of the explosion of media, not because it is happening more often. I played football, and would play again knowing damn well that could have been me, as I knew back then.

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yea... No you wouldn't

You have to understand, financial shenanigans are part of the culture he grew up in. They are how he was raised. His father committed money-related crimes and went to jail for 10 years for it, and LOOK HOW ADRIAN PETERSON TURNED OUT! Pretty fine, I'd say.

My God, you're dense.

"I was going too fast at 300 pounds to stop"

Yep. Cracking jokes is certainly not the upright thing to do. I think we can agree on that, world-wide...right?

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