MJ has been problematic for the past several years so I’m not surprised about this. He’s been losing his touch as of late. 

We are all vvv proud of you Slick! You the real one! 

Hey Gators! Listen:

why isn’t there a slot for naps?! or is it cause snack time leaves him tired so he power naps?

With that haircut, I’d have my profile scrubbed and on lockdown.

what kind of power bottom security guard is short? does he aim for the knees?

did he get surgery to get abs, or at least the appearance of it? I googled image (I now want a Silkwood scrub down in my eyes) and it looks like he’s out of shape? Is it possible to have surgery to get abs? why am I here?

Let´s get this straight: You suddenly went ‘pro women’ after finding out that your father and party are *gasp* against everything women do, incl. existing. When have you ever done anything remotely positive and actively worked against the systemic and Trumpian oppression of women? You pale (and I scream this!) in…

How about we stop paying attention to them and only support the one and only true makeup artist out there: the legendary Pat McGrath.

And he still is a racist, sexist, transphobic trashcan fire. 

Not only is he trash but he made a song years ago, ‘Don’t Cha’, that is clearly so transphobic.

Oh, cry me a river. Did they really think that their tweets wouldn’t be exposed? That form of apology is incredibly insincere and absolute click bait-y.

All I kept thinking was ‘how is Everleigh prounced? Ever-lee? Ever-lay? Ever-lee-ay? 

I was giving her the benefit of the doubt that maybe, just maybe, she didn’t want to deal with heavy things and it was taking a toll on her. But that photo says otherwise. To me, she been done canceled.

I have an expensive bottle of champagne I bought after the election that I was saving for the impeachment of Orange Pus but I feel like I should open up on this one because it seems like the dominoes are about to fall. 

this is oddly specific. 

wait, i didn’t know g-eazy was a white rapper..

When she tries to convince the public that we shouldn’t feel bad for her, I always remind myself that she wore that tasteless ‘I don’t care’ jacket to visit the kids in detention centers. Melania, and I say this with grace and humility, you can go fuck right off.

You can listen to just about any album, any song, and it’s flawless and incredible. 

I cried from watching Obama crying!