I’m very much a Tinsley fan. I think she brings some balance to the cast; in general I think the slightly younger, “boring” cast members who don’t last (Kristen, Jules) because they’re less aggressive and dramatic help give the viewer a respite from the Ramonas and Sonjas. (The Ramonas and Sonjas are entertaining, of…

Oh no a chick flick. His eyes could have burned out of his head. 

GOD I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH!!! 

Why is the NBA the main dating pool for Kardashian-Jenners? 

I think it’s sort of hilarious that Jeffree is vowing to stay in his lane from now on. Come on girl, we all know you live for drama. So many people are (rightfully) dragging Tati on Twitter for being a snake. Good luck getting any future potential collaborators to ever trust you! Like, I’m a year older than her and if…

Jeffree Star is trash and I don’t really follow or care about makeup YouTube (or YT in general tbh) but James Charles is literally a teenager and to have adults starting internet fights with him over vitamins is....... not great. 

Lizzo gives me heart-eyes. I’m in a long distance relationship and cry-singing Cuz I Love You (“Never been in love before/what the fuck are fucking feelings, yo?”) is the only reason I’m still saneish. 

I can’t stop listening to Lizzo. Almost every morning, I sing along to “Juice” and I’m pretty sure that should count as a guided meditation or something. Her music, but that song in particular, makes me a better person. Of course I love her rendition of “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart.”

My fave: It’s like using a croissant as a fucking dildo. Let me be more clear: it doesn’t do the job, and it makes a fucking mess.

It’s not vulgar, but calling Jonah ‘the cloud botherer’ is the one I’ve found the funniest.

Do they not recognize the Queen of Jordan?

I have been an out and proud slut for many a long year. I don’t slut shame.

When your sugar Daddy is sub-literate, the only way to make him feel good about himself is to make yourself seem illiterate.

Eat shit, Ivanka.

He’s like the lost puppy who keeps getting found by the cute girls who wind up giving him away because they can’t break him of shitting the bed.

For a brief moment I wish tv was real - once these assholes are caught, Cookie and Luscious Lyon would make sure they get everything they deserve.

I really don’t care. Do u?

You have the right to remain FABULOUS.

The FBI can’t even stop your full glam. Respect!

What would you wear if you knew you were going to be arrested by the FBI at your Fort Lauderdale home?