Every time I listen to her I’m always moved to tears. Thank you for giving us magic and your talent. Rest in Power, Queen!

At what point in your sad life that you feel the need to stoop so low to attack a child? People really can’t stay in their own goddamn lane.

that photo makes me incredibly uncomfortable. 

When I went to Mexico City a couple years ago, there was a guy on the corner hawking a bag of fried grasshoppers that was smothered in chili, lime, and pickled cabbage. I was hesitant to try it but that was honestly delicious. I ate the bag as I walked through the Museo Kahlo. 

Thank you Juliane for this, and thank you Robin for giving us that piece. I write a lot about fashion these days and it seems that these excessive amounts of luxury clothes are symptoms of an even larger problem: nouveau riche consumption. It’s easy to speculate that clothes with a hefty price tag is the result of…

Kimberly, sweetie, you don’t even hold a candle to our Bette. Now sit your fake ass down and go away. 

I lost brain cells from just looking at him

Let’s not make her life pleasant in any form when she dines at Mexican restaurants. Okay?

I love you Carole but I think your time is up on RHONY.

that’s pretty much the reason why i left my last job. look, i try not to discuss politics with people I don’t know or work with but what my drumpf supporter colleague said caused me to meltdown a bit. There were red flags all over. she’d make not so subtle jabs at people of color. I bit my tongue for the longest time…

also. the book cover looks like a shit ass project from freshman year intro to design.

Strip that motherfucker of human status.

This is such a surreal and meta commercial. She glosses over her DUIs like ‘those old things? PFFFHHH, nothing like Lawyer.com to come to my rescue.’ I wanted to laugh, I did, and it kind of hurt to even make light jokes of DUIs or semi-alive career.

I went to see mother! on a date with this pretentious prick (who, beyond all logic and reasoning, loved this film so much), and I can’t tell which is worst.

I was just ‘ugh’-ing at the mess at the WH!

I have a lot of respect for Winfrey. I fuck with her. She’s an angelic presence among us peasants. But there is no way I want her running the White House. I don’t want celebrities running the White House or any higher up governmental position. Period. I want a highly qualified senator (Kamala Harris or Tammy…

Trump didn’t speak English; he merely spoke idiocy.

For a second, I thought that it was Tilda in an Instagram filter. To be honest, Tilda is my Auntie Mame. Always has and always will be.