If it can named it is unworthy of Fancy Kristen, you foolish proletariat should know better.

Oh hello do I know you?

Trims should come in four levels only:

Mitsubishi Delica Star Wagon Super Exceed

Oh my God, Melania’s Dad looks exactly like Donald Trump. The only thing he’s missing is the orange skin and bad hair transplant.

and i liked the personal stuff just as much, if not more than the standard (but still funny) social-commentary material

better than all of Chappelle’s Netflix specials combined. (and I used to think Chappelle was the better stand-up)

I saw a lot of this material live and thought it was really funny/interesting. A large chunk of the audience seemed to disagree though lol. Might have been because he opened with a joke about how it was legal to hunt Aboriginal Australians until 1930. (And a lot of Australians can’t deal with hearing that stuff)

Maybe he could produce a sexy update of Garfield next?

If there’s one thing local news stations are known for, it’s their top-tier, high-minded satire.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

You’re ignoring the real question: when will a real life plush version be available for purchase?

In answer to your last question:

Yeah, that was the jam and when I hear it, it immediately brings me back to a simpler time. I mean 95-96, I was in undergrad, pushing a burgundy VW Fox with 3 working speakers! Those were good times...

You’re still missing the point.

Seriously, someone writes this garbage?!

I thought Steven Miller was his dribble writer.

I fucking love the Batman album. Weird, left-handed, brilliant. It’s the superhero movie pop soundtrack equivalent of Phil Niekro’s 1974 season.