Tulips would like a word.

“Surely this iteration of beanie babies will have staying power!”

...throwing them out will be cheaper than trying to sell them.

Funko building a whole-ass IPO on what was clearly a fad is just fucking astounding to me.

Caution: Tesla may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Him First. 

“IBM CEO Says It’s a ‘Good Thing’ if AI Takes Your Job”

Like in a vacuum it’s a good thing if a computer takes your job, provided that we have figured out a way as a society to provide for people’s food, housing, medical care, and “things that make them happy” without requiring people to have jobs.

I think this is a great argument for replacing CEOs with AI, actually. The ability to analyze and act on data coming in from all sides is just the thing AI was built for, and you can’t tell me an AI CEO would be any worse than some of the current big minds helming big companies. Hell, it may even be a more humane and…

“Man-child with reputation for breaking promises makes the same promise again, but this time he’s serious.”

Mildly shocked as to how anyone could rank the 5th-gen so low. It was easily the high-point of Honda’s passenger car styling in the 90's and still looks modern and fresh even today. I know this isn’t unique to an Accord generation, but they were also bulletproof. Also, it was not entirely different than what the rest…

“Your honor, my client would like to enter a plea of ‘I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.’”

I cannot top Kente Cruiser.

Nissan Rogue.

I am as equally surprised. Oil companies have the deep pockets, political access, and law on their sides to easily fast-track massive power projects.

“the all-cash deal is valued at about $169 million.”

Why should they shut up? Are they suppose to let the members of their family feed poisonous bits to the press and not push back? Are you for real? They should defend themselves to the hilt!

You do realize that this is them hitting back, right? That they are responding to non-stop attacks from a centuries old institution that is the definition of toxic? They weren’t just living a happy quiet life and decided, “Hey, let’s stir up some shit.”

Kinda freaking tired of people asking when they’ll shut up. Clearly, they will shut up when they are done. 

It could be worth it. How much is the subscription for a normal-sized BMW grill?