What happened to Janet after the Superbowl is a disgrace. The fact that Timberlake skated clean and now even jokes about it is White America at its purest.

I don’t see color so this is news to me.

I’m guessing that they’re just desperate for sticky content with all the cord-cutting and “skinny” cable plans and more easily available sports highlight on Twitter.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

Is John Skipper good at his job, objectively? I’m seriously asking because the last 2 years or so have been a shitshow in just terms of PR and image for the network. Maybe my memory fails me, but I don’t remember the fuck-ups being this frequent.

Right because Uber makes any sense at all. Sorry man, I have an MBA, and Uber’s valuation is baffling. People are setting fire to barrels of money in the hope that somehow they will eventually manage to remove the human element (drivers) and build a giant fleet of autonomous cars while also staying ahead of everybody…

Megyn Kelly said, “Would you believe today is National TV Talk Show Host Day?”

So the whole purpose of the movie is to slut-shame an 18-year-old girl who just wanted to lose her virginity to the guy she likes?

*Saabs uncontrollably*

To quote Sarah Silverman: “They named it 300 because that’s how gay it is on a scale from one to ten.”

To quote Doug Benson, “300 minus 300 is the number of good movies Gerard Butler has done since 300.”

Even Burt Reynolds is questioning his script choices...

I wish I could take credit for this, but it was stolen from the good folks at Jalopnik.

His career has been fun to crane your neck watching as you slowly cruise by it.

It’s the classic “deal with the devil” scenario - a tale as old as time. “Oh, you’ll get the part in 300, alright.”

“I can’t, it’s a Geo!”

Every time you see a new Gerard Butler movie, its fun to guess who turned the script down first

It really has gotten the point where even if I’m interested in a trailer, if I see Gerard Butler show up I immediately think, “Oh, this is going to be shit.”

Boy Gerard Butler’s career has been fun to watch from the sidelines, but not in the right way.