Yeah, I’ve met a lot of teenagers, and I never met one who went out of his way to write an editorial trying to prove Hispanics are dumb. That’s not some teenager shit. That’s some this asshole shit.

True, but his racist teenage antics are consistent with his racist adult antics.

That’s why he is so mad about the kneeling. COTTON HILL CANNOT KNEEL. Pure jealousy.

Hahaha. “That information seemed superfluous at the time.”

I loved Lauren’s subtle dig over the weekend with the related story about the movie, Mother.

That Tweet does line up with how Pence’s personal security guard explained his trip the night before :

I’ve never seen any proof that Pence is a sentient being.

He’s thinking... Mother is looking good.

Hahaha! Like that is going to matter. They *ARE* stupid; they’ll vote for the party of white power GOP again.

It’s like he gets off on being withholding.

Hate truly is the fountain of youth.

You don’t tell a lie that bad to people you respect.

Haha. And remember, he had a press contingent with him and his staff told the reporters to stay on their buses because there “might be an early departure from the game.” Meaning, he and his staff knew all along he was only flying there to waste money and time. It’s interesting that the press corps is reporting how he…

Sentient Q-tip makes poor decisions, has trouble explaining them.

Seriously. If Peter “Company Man” King feels okay with poo-pooing you, you have failed.

Can we talk about this complete piece of human garbage?

A PR stunt so shitty that even the milquetoast Peter King felt comfortable firing off a critical take.

Nearly twenty years on, Phil Hartman’s absence is still felt, in every new animated show, and in every new comedy on Netflix or Amazon or Hulu. There is just no way he wouldn’t have flourished in today’s media environment, and I feel like we were all robbed of a lot of great comedic work.

Gonna go with dexter fowler.