With all those cheerleaders present, I hope Mother was there to chaperone.

Also he fucks horses.

Ahahahahahahaha

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Had a guy tell me that he loved James Bond movies, and I mentioned at one point they considered Idris Elba. He scoffed that James Bond can’t be black. I lost a lot of respect for that guy at that very moment.

Ugh Morgan...why?!!! WHY? I love you but I’m gonna have to say fuck you man. Lookit, Black/Brown people need to boycott her show. And if you have to show up give her shit and make it difficult for her. Each day, each episode with a successful guest line up is another step closer to making her normal and she is an…

He’s played God so many times that they probably hope he can resurrect this shit show.

This reminds me of a date where we watched Bruce Almighty.

John Oliver’s brief reminder of why she is awful...

I remember that commercial, the most impressive thing to me was that rapper wasn’t cringingly awful (although you wouldn’t catch anyone listening to this on their own)

She’s also quite pretty, which would help promote the show, at least in the beginning.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

Without the NFL’s Breast Cancer Awareness charade, how would any of us remember to check ourselves?? God only knows that I don’t check myself until a man I’ve never met who may have a past of abusing women sports a pink towel next to his dick.

Yes. Which brings me to this little tidbit:

NEVER FORGET

I am so glad I don’t have to actually watch the show. This rundown is so much better.

Is she always standing in front of that image of the skyline where Trump Tower is the most prominent and appears to be tallest building? Because, gross.

You weren’t moved by how SATC II brought to our attention the oppression suffered by Middle Eastern women (by holding an impromptu fashion show in the middle of the movie of said oppressed women, as they’re running away from men who want to kill them?) Because I was really moved by that. Or I had a bowel movement, I…

Kim to the producers: