Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

The demolition crew is gonna make soooo many “Did I do that?” jokes

How would he classify water he drinks out of the toilet when no one’s looking? You think we don’t see you, Tom? We see you. You know better...Bad boy, Tom...Baaaaaad.

Nah. When someone wants to be left alone, leave them alone. If he wanted people to know where he was, they’d already know where he was. Just like that creepy podcast about Richard Simmons that ended abruptly because of how creepy it was.

Damn right! If all PoC were committed to working together racists would be scared back into the shadows and cops murdering black people would actually get punished. My cousins were protesting at Standing Rock and got angry the media wasn’t talking to a lot of the black protesters that came to help.

Very telling that they consider “Blue lives matter” to be the opposite of/a fitting retort to “Black lives matter.”

“Model minority” is an exceedingly derogatory term spread by people who deny their own white privilege.

as a South Asian American, I always told other non-black (and non-native) POC that we all should support black people and Native Americans because this country was built upon the backs of both black people and Native Americans. Because of their fight for equality and civil rights for all people, we…

Really good look at Schur’s shows. He’s one of the people in TV that I’m going to give anything he does a shot, and be willing to stick around if it doesn’t click immediately, because of his track record.

Non-Black POC should be supporting BLM. To dismantle racism, we have to uplift Black people and Black voices and spotlight the ways in which we (yes even as POC) contribute to the continued oppression of Black people in all of its varied ways. We have always left it on the shoulders of Black people to do the work…

“While no suspects have been found, Lee and her daughter have decided to double down on spreading their anti-hate message. Not only have they kept the sign up, but at a community meeting this past Monday, they printed more signs for their neighbors to post.”

“Eat a dick, edgelord” should be America’s new motto. 

I’ve played the Capcom Marvel games since X-Men: Children of the Atom and while this game is a lot of fun to play, the presentation is a real let-down. I’m not talking about the Story Mode (I always expected that to be ass), I mean the visual flourishes that usually precede and follow matches in Capcom fighters.

Gonna take you for a ride 🎶🎶

When I worked for Petco, there was a District Manager who started at Petco as a cashier at a store I worked at. She moved on to become a bird specialist, despite knowing jack and shit about birds—but she liked birds! Next, she back stabbed her way to become store manager. She ran three new stores into the ground,…

America, where any asshole with a business degree from Harvard payed for by his rich parents will never go jobless despite how horrible they are at their jobs

The current CEO of Toys R Us, one Dave Brandon, was also the CEO of Dominos when they sucked. He was also, for reasons unknown, the Athletic Director of the University of Michigan, which he almost ran into the ground through a combination of arrogance and utter incompetence. The final straw that led to this firing was…

I can’t believe they didn’t include Dick Gregory. I’d be pissed too. Man...