Aiming to shoot self in foot to own the libs.

I love this Acura and her commuter body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to cars on the older side...

Also baffling: the Chevy Malibu Maxx. I like hatches, but this thing, with its squared-off angles, is confusing.

I hate when people use the “I’m gonna spend more time with my kids” excuse, because 1) Who believes that?; 2) Who wants to spend time with the asshole adult?; and 3) It’s proven that these excuses never hold up.

I love this ram and his curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to rams on the thicker side...

The Accountant 2: Certified Public Assault

What’s going on with dude’s hair in that Getty image?

This is slightly higher than median rent in the Bay Area, so it’s almost a deal!

Counterpoint: DO we need to understand?

I lived in Phoenix during the aughts, suffered through the housing crash (I bought at the tail-end of the boom and should have sold after a year) along with friends. The big houses and gas guzzlers were real (so many real estate agents showed me around in giant SUVs and blinged-out pickups), as were the shedding of…

They did indeed have those donuts, and I did not care for them. Glad they existed for photo purposes, though!

“Good ol’ days. Snowflakes. Millennials. Bootstraps.”

Which ones are the “Game of Thrones”/”Confederate” people doing? Because those are my recommendations.

I saw a VW Bus on my morning commute. It’ll be around forever!

I would love for Volkswagen to bring the Polo and/or Up! to the U.S. As a fan of small hatchbacks, I was surprised that I could fit my 5' 10" body into the latest Polo’s backseat (after moving the driver’s seat to my comfort), and I loved the fit and finish of the car.

How good were the drugs back then to paint Carson with Romulan Jesus?

My sympathies. It’s tough working in a toxic environment for a troubled, insecure person.

The good ol’ seven-year ditch.

I thought that was his wicker soapbox.

Called it: https://jalopnik.com/1820824629