I somehow saw the first one as a six-year-old media-hungry child. I also somehow claimed it was better than “Top Gun” to any kid at my daycare who would listen. I had hard opinions.

‘Don’t mourn this loss too much, for TRL will return in a different form—a “pivot to short form content that will be featured on social and digital platforms.”’

“Joey Lawrence just went broke.”

It’s another example of people expecting black women to clean up after their messes.

I think most of these (except #5) could have been remedied with better marketing.

Volkswagen could have leaned into a self-serious image — like Porsche, BMW, or Mercedes — in their marketing, as the hippie, love bug- and van-crafting version nostalgically waxed in the ‘70s was inauthentic and not prone to longevity…

“There’s the game character from the Nintendo!”

They have six albums, apparently! Not sure how that happened.

The Starsailor deep-cut is my favorite. That’s what I come here for.

I hope every single person affiliated with this administration never gets another job.

Not to mention the flaming barricades of crosses near the White House.

Rich and Stephen A. Smith should co-host the worst relationship advice podcast.

Impressive that Fancy Kristen would sully herself in a lowly E-Class Mercedes.

But her handles!

There’s a huge change in film criticism right now, where reviews for films on platforms such as video home system cassettes simply don’t matter.

Same here. And now I have a new replacement for “Die in a fire.”

Bizarro-world Melania and Donald look almost normal. Almost.

That hairy thumb will go far in the Olympics.

Can you get researchers to find out why people pop off in comments sections without reading the article? Because I’d love to read the comments for that.

So is he covering himself in case Lonzo washes out of the NBA?

The bonus candy hearts (accessible by signing up for the newsletter) have a fondness for piss play. NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.