Did they solve the Super FX chip issue?

This is a fantastic list. And I hope that they fixed the controller cord length problem plaguing the NES classic.

She left it all out there in the ring.

Lightly used (or new) Volkswagen Golf Alltrack wagon: Handles largely like a regular Golf SportWagen; good gas mileage; can be had with AWD; large cargo space for a dog; and a deal MIGHT be possible.

How many heart attacks until Trump’s main form of movement is golf cart?

I live in a four-unit apartment building, and a 20-30-something couple live (somewhat loudly) below me. Even though we say hi in passing, we don’t hang out — save for a last-minute invite to a football party when I first moved in a few years ago. 

In high school, I BRIEFLY dated a girl whose favorite jelly bean combo was buttered popcorn and blueberry Jelly Bellys because they reminded her of a blueberry muffin. And I brought a bag of the pairing to our date.

Jody ruined a group’s chemistry the second time around.

Maday wasn’t even born when Jermaine’s hair stylist heard this through the grapevine:

Can these teachers be suspended or fired for this shit? Because I hope they can and are.

Where would San Jose rank? It’s the most-populated city in the Bay Area and arguably the most boring.

And the Ford Pinto was superior in looks to the AMC Gremlin, damn the fiery downsides!

Deadbeats, watch out for Adam’s 2013 Honda Accord!

I had one!

I had a second-gen Ford Tempo as my first car — bought from a family friend. The all-red (even the interior, with its totally ‘80s motor-driven seatbelts) beater lasted nearly 2 years before it was rear-ended and subsequently totaled.

I’M a big baller. My oncologist says it’s not a bragging right, though.

Mercury Villager and Nautica: How ‘90s!

Does the crocheted Kleenex holder come standard?

I am tempted to buy it to show Nintendo that there is SOMEONE supporting Metroid stuff.

Robbles gotta robble.

“And, broadly speaking, these people are liberal.