Have any of you not eaten bananas before, and is willing to eat one on camera for us? Preferably slowly.

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

The prodigal juggalette returns.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

Man, watching this again after many years:

Guess you weren’t around all those years that Scott Stevens tried ending Eric Lindros’ life on a bi-monthly basis.

Chimera attacks Gost? Sounds like a plot of Xena: Princess Warrior.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Is this their way of telling him he isn’t getting a street named after him?

At least it wasn't the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

Or, if you’re into crossfit, you should run into oncoming traffic.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

We’re going to have fantastic, yuuuuuge moose legs thrown onto the biggest, coldest, iciest sheets of ice you’ve ever seen. It’s going to be great!

(Headline from the linked article)

That poor moose. Trust me, I know all about the struggles of living with three legs.

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.