OR SO BIG HISTORY WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE

Better footage:

I think I’ll enjoy it either way.

Cannot. Star. Enough.

Down with the Citizens.

“Eh, jury’s still out.”

Pretty sure this was the prettiest thing I saw today:

Nice finish by Touré, sure, meanwhile Ozil is destroying defenses with Germanic clinical ease.

Or an extremely tall holocaust survivor. (Sorry)

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).

Damn. The last time I saw a man with a bad moustache cram his balls into another man’s face like that was when Billy Haisley gave Tom Ley a Cincinatti bow tie.

Truly a hair-raising experience.

In a year of truly important sports investigations done by Deadspin, this is the apex.

Dunking on fools AND combating ISIS?!?!?!

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?