The poor bastard working morning shift at the Dunkin Donuts located exactly at the mid-point of my morning runs just shakes his head now at the sight of me dashing through to the toilet.

“I finished out the half. The pain was alright “

Poor Huerelho, he’ll still wake up tomorrow morning as a backup keeper for Watford looking like Eugene the Jeep.

Sorry, not a “buzzer beater” as they lost in OT.

St Peter was actually quite nice until a string of devastating tornadoes in 1998 that basically leveled the entire town, save parts of Gustavus.

Given the words “Tokyo Sexwale” will be printed on the ballot, the answer is “much sillier.”

Holy shit, where is that bus video from? That is TERRIFYING.

Wait, is the banhammer finally back??!

Picturing the presidential motorcade observing normal traffic laws is fantastic. Obama’s 55-car motorcade shuts down the entire road these days, and sure as shite isn’t about to pick up any hitchhikers, Marines or otherwise.

What Season/Episode is that one from?

Cannot stop laughing at the poorly-hung and too-large-for-the-spot-on-the-wall Dave Navarro painting. Mind, the painting itself is shit, but the decision to hang it in that location is hilarious.

For a short period my freshman year of college, I only drank Southern Comfort with Dr Pepper and Grape soda. Why? No clue, but to this day the mere thought of the smell of SoCo makes me gag (I gagged my way through writing this).

As an Arsenal fan, I’d give my left hand to see Müller in the PL. As a footy fan and watcher of the Premier League, I’d still give a digit or two to see Müller ANYWHERE in England.

Put the car in a lower gear than you’re currently in and ease (EASE) off the clutch. The lower gear will run at a higher RPM, naturally slowing you down.

I prefer buying my books from Amazon sellers who got their books from now-closed libraries. The Circle Of Life!

Brian Pinas’ son, perchance?

Mario was just protecting those boots from the inevitable firework-related blaze he would cause later in the day.

“Eh, jury’s still out.”