I was looking for a Wire reference, and you nailed it.

The charity Real Madrid have chosen is the Keep Cristiano Ronaldo in the Closet Fund.

I think the bigger problem here is that Baylor's coach appears to have four arms, two of which are of a strikingly different skin-tone and have a thing for self-hugs.

This is simply an opportunity for me to share the following:

As a MN native, this is genius.

Tell me exactly why you'd want to cover this up?

Smith stuck around in the locker room to suit up for the 9:15 puck drop as starting Defenseman for the Carolina Hurricanes.

Mancini's plan to bring on Tevez in the 2,872,019th minute really paid off until Carlos scored an intentional own goal, waved his dick at the crowd, and permanently flew back to Argentina.

Further proof that God hates New Jersey.

"Fuck this guy."

"It's really unfair to compare anyone to Messi (or Cristiano Ronaldo, for that matter)."

Name exactly one way in which Ronaldo is a "more complete player" than Messi is.

I wasn't being snarky, just presenting the facts. They're hard sometimes. I'm an Arsenal supporter and actually a bit delighted to see our North London Neighbors doing well, though I'll weep when we can't celebrate Saint Totteringham's day for the first time in many, many years.

CORRECTION: Tottenham have been in the Champions League once, in 2010/2011. They finished 5th last year, one spot below CL qualification.

This game was in Toronto, right? Based on the crowd anticipation, they are ALL rooting for him to nail the winner here, and ALL very happy when he does.

5' 10" 220 Pounds of "Pure Beast"

Anyone else notice the Ringmaster rather merrily skipping over to the crash scene? I guess kudos for not breaking character?

I grew up playing hockey in Bloomington, another Minneapolis suburb. We had the Bloomington Ice Gardens, a good-sized complex with three rinks. BIG had a guy working for them for the longest time who was mildly retarded and would do odd chores around the rinks — cleaning, small administrative work, etc. One cold…

Aha! Plenty of respect for the Scouse Army, though your recent Suarez banter isn't helping much.

I'm assuming you're a Spurs fan or, worse yet, a Chelsea "supporter."