I feel this is at least marginally better than my current situation: reading old posts of Midweek Madness at midnight while wishing I’d eaten that last banana before I brushed my teeth.

And also...the one time I yelled at my students (as a scholarship grad fellow) has been burned on my memory. NEVER YELL AT THE STUDENTS. (ahem)

Making a burner just to say you are my f-ing favorite commenter here and this just cements it