8th Heaven.

How about a dark reboot where the shattered family comes to grips with their father’s incarceration for sexual abuse, and how it forces them all to question the Christian dogma they have heretofore blindly adhered to.

Seventher Heaven?

“Ernest Ruins Everything”

To be fair, no one else in the world calls it Doctors Without Borders except Americans, and Americans within the organization also call it MSF/Medecins Sans Frontieres (full disclosure: I’m in the volunteer pool).

Totally on board with the pretentious asshat bit, though. I’m glad I muted it and only have to read about…

agreed.

Honestly, if podiatrists aren’t safe from being plagiarized, then none of us are.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Oh god, I still get requests from my family to play whatever game they are obsessed with at any given time. No.

Racists. You may have heard of them. They’ve been of late abandoning the woodwork.

XD

A handjob would have meant no kid! HEYYYOOOOO!

Good bbq and inertia is a deadly 1-2 punch. Would also accept “don’t want to forsake my inheritance”.

Unlike many of those getting angry with this there is no way this girl did this without reading most of the bible from cover to cover.

Honesty, eh?

that evil, backward country, that treats women, among others, like garbage

This is an incredibly shallow, stupid and lazy take. If you think piss is refreshing, make your own fucking glass, don’t make the rest of the country drink it with you you selfish stupid cuntfuck. Goddamit.

I just want to point out that you started off by saying the women who say SSM is a cult are“fucking crazy” and then proceeded to write a 10 thousand word single paragraph incoherent ramble.

Here’s the thing: I wasn’t sure, based on the article, what to think at first. However, having read your comment here and others by people getting defensive and decrying this article, I am now 100% sure this is a cult.