Screw it. You can do it at my place.

How do you think massage chairs work? Those things are FILLED with snakes, smaller ones, but still.

Why? It's ridiculous that razor companies feel like they have to make male and female versions of razers that use the same technology. Is there a reason why this razor is great for my face, but wouldn't work on my wife's legs? No, it's just because they don't want mixed messages in their ad campaigns about how this…

Oh my fucking god, right?! THIS IS JUST COLOR-CORRECTION. JESUS CHRIST.

"When he came home after working a 12-hour day and found me and the baby home with the stomach flu, I assumed he already knew the answer to the question, "Can I go for a bike ride?" He didn't. If I didn't say, "No," he would leave me there, tossing chunks while I cleaned up baby poop."

Give your interior a more homey feel by redoing the light switch.

Here's a thing it took me a very long time to learn: people complain about how they just "don't understand" certain minority groups. It used to be leveled mostly at LGB individuals, but as acceptance for gay marriage increases, I've noticed that less. Now I see it mostly directed at trans* people. Some cis people will…

An internet acquaintance of mine is a trans woman, and she made a comment about somebody at a shop using the wrong pronouns and she said "I know I don't pass as a cis woman, but I'm clearly id'ing as a woman, dude."

wow...an overwhelming number of the comments here are transantagonistic and/or downright misogynistic (calling janet mock a bitch?!?!?!). clearly so many people have not been paying close attention to, well, anything. whenever issues of gender identity and/or race come up here on jezebel, the comments never cease to…

It's interesting how the transphobes on Jezebel down here tend to be burner accounts with usernames that are two random dictionary words smashed together.

...not all man holes are always covered

"I simply fail to understand these concepts of 'redemption' and 'sacrifice' that you keep speaking to me,Human."

Without a microscope, any scientific training and through experiments on only one animal – himself – Gibbons has managed to isolate the elusive W Gene*.

Fucking rogue genes, how do they work?!

The aliens do this with crop circles.

You're just a hater.

You're projecting morality where there is none. Nothing was supposed to exist. The universe has no intentions — being a non-entity, it's indifferent to whether or not someone lives for four days or seven thousand years, or how much of anything they use. It's all just matter in one form or another.

Remove the toilet seat and lid. It is just a pain to clean. Learn to hover!

My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former Native American roommate doesn't have a problem with this.