Feel better Bosh. That's some scary shit.

In all seriousness, best of wishes. Anyone who does this is OK in my book

You leave Brian Scalabrine out of this.

No doubt that Sam Mitchell is a big factor here. KG credits Sam for teaching him to be a pro when KG was the teen rook and Sam was the wiley vet. Very cool for the old teammates to reunite as two old heads mentoring a team full of young guns. Much cooler than ring-chasing off the bench somewhere. Have fun, KG & Sam,…

"I vividly remember facing off against Vince Carter in college, truly epic games."

Good response! I'm not sure where you get passionately from my post, but whatever. I could say the something about you and the Suns, though.

I don't think he will have a hard time finding a team. And who cares what it says in his contract. Does it say in his contract he's not allowed to complain if he doesn't like how he's being utilized? Then the Suns have nothing to complain about (and neither do you, random internet idiot). I don't think he's…

I like dunks and I like slo-mo, so I am saying this from a place of sincerity and love — I'd really enjoy seeing a similarly dramatic phantom-cam medly of all the violently missed dunks from the game.

"Something about media sucks," said the media critic, WHO WAS ALSO MEDIA.

And I love the irony in these articles: "Athlete says media is stupid, and that's awesome!" said member of the media.

Kevin Durant: "You guys really don't know shit."

Despite his boring (?) and slightly ragey comment, he had a valid point; Oladipo is dope but he's hardly the only talent on the Magic.

Everyday, I am more convinced that a portion of Deadspin commenters are more Deadspin fans than sports fans. same goes for the writers.

"The living and sole justification for the existence of the Orlando Magic"

He's sweating gin

Did you just use the term "guy"? How the fuck do you know what gender that driver identifies as? Get your misogynistic ass back to Saudi Arabia, asshole.

I know this is Jezebel and all, but that's not a very professional way to disregard someone. Otherwise, although I don't approve of zoophilia and beastiality because of the lack of true consent, I did appreciate the way you interviewed him. It was humane, you were respectful, it didn't glorify or preach, and we gained…

if anyone here is a sociopath, it's the jamoke putting society at risk by hauling ass in daytime traffic.

Yep. Also, apparently the couple had just recently lost their other child and the van was their only vehicle. Yep, totally justified behavior.

i do think it's complicated, and if this interview strikes you as me playing him for laughs then we're going to have to agree to disagree