It’s a reinvention of “mistress” which, funny enough, we already had a shortened version of in the form of “miss” which also meant mistress.

Wait, you think Hillary Clinton might be operating as if she isn’t married? You think she might be calling herself Ms.? That’s hilarious that you think that.

Sorry, I was just confused by the entire unscientific causation theory that leads from a bad arrest to being responsible for someone’s suicide. The hypothesis seems to be centered on “whatever we can make stick so that we can still call him a murderer” which is a bit hard to interpret as you might imagine.

So will her family also be charged for not coming up with $500 in bail money thus guaranteeing she’d be there for three days?

The history of suicidal thoughts was situational and occurred only after she had a miscarriage if I recall correctly. That doesn’t constitute a history of suicidal thoughts.

No, she could have sued them and forced them to turn over all that stuff.

34ppg lifetime average including assists as points in hockey fashion. There’s an argument to be made!

Really? Because it seems to me that the media would have me believe that going to the county jail is a death sentence.

If you’d actually read this you’d have realized that jail deaths are actually staggeringly UNcommon. The 4,309 jail deaths in 2012 were out of more than 6 million persons arrested and held in jails.

So, basically you’re saying TL;DR along with 65 other illiterates.

He’s actually talked about it very publicly.

It should be pointed out that boxing matches have been stopped over far less than this.

Article does not care.

I mean, agreed. This should be obvious to anyone really.

Another hot take from Pro-English Gawker. Get your head out of the Queen’s ass and support a real man!

Yeah, except that’s still possible so....

The tablets given to Moses on Mt. Sinai aren’t the Bible. Get it now, sparky?

No, the bible is a book.

This is all in the short article above.