If they work on days they were supposed to be off they are supposed to get double pay.

YAY ponytails!!! I was also expecting boobs because I was thinking how can we make sure this character can be easily identifiable as female but the hair works I guess. Maybe being a male with long hair made me overlook the fact that a ponytail would be a good indentifier for females instead of boobs in this art style.

The CEO was relieved that he could now fit in with the kids being hired.

Wait a lady rolls up into a school she does not attend, physically removes a flag underneath some students, resists arrest and theyre looking to arrest one of the protestors that was standing on the flag on a gun charge that appeared out of nowhere?

How can you outpace when going the same speed?

In Helsinki there is Pizza Taxi. They would get us our pizzas in less than 10 minutes and drive reckless as hell. One day after ordering the pizzas and forgetting to ask for Oregano I walked to the store 2 blocks away to pick some up. As I was about to turn a corner I saw them drift past me down the block hit that…

Yeah thats always my issue with these sorts of “rent” breakdowns. I know of one 3K apartment in the city. Its a 3 bedroom in midtown thats sort of a duplex since it has a spiral staircase up to the roof which has a firepit and other awesome things for a party.

Subways doesnt smell the same in every country because the countries have different laws regarding preservatives and the such so each one has a slightly different recipe. I LOVE the way Subways smell in Finland. Its soo much better than the way the US Subways smells. Not to say that US Subways smells bad. Also In…

Had this happen to me a week or 2 ago. I got a random text with the word bukakke in it.

Maisie Williams just wore a Spiderman mask. Not a Spiderman costume just the mask.

Wow theyre not including Levi? He was the most popular character.

Read that as “... Xbox One version will be poop/30FPS...”

They still have those in your state?!?!?

My first thought was “I’m pretty sure those doors arent locked”.

Stick to yellow cabs, friends.

To me most running shoes are hideous for both genders. I just want a plain running shoe. 1 or 2 neutral colors. I dont need shoes with 8 stripes in 5 colors zig zagging back and forth looking like the Jamaican flag is humping the Iranian flag. Plain, simple non descript shoes would be a godsend.

My store still has a few of them with the “fancy beers”. I am going to buy one just so I can keep the bottle amongst my collection.

dont you mean not a legitimate rape?

Because theyll do anything they can to copy your style but absolutely nothing to save your life?

Probably rhymes with Aaron Illson.