genericburner13
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genericburner13
Apr 9
27

I miss Every Frame a Painting.

Feb 7
3

Yeah, not just you.

Feb 7
7

On my browser the word “Dies” was on a second line, so my thought was, “Of course the Doctor warned us, she’s a time traveler.”

Feb 7
94

This is the kind of headline that could have used a definite article at the opening. “Doctor Who Tried to Warn...” has a distinctly different meaning for some people than if they were to read “The Doctor Who Tried to Warn....”

Feb 7
47

I’m sorry, I’m going to hell, but I thought a thousands-of-year old Doctor Who at some point tried to warn us about the Wuhan Virus, and then died, and will be recast due to regeneration from this headline...

Jan 15
85

Excellent question. If only someone might patiently explain it to you in roughly 2,100 words or so.

If only...

Jan 14
140

Boomers put that stuff in emails.

Jan 14
87

Man, it'd be cool if there was a site here focused on sports (but not exclusively.) I'd probably have read it everyday.

Jan 8
307

You can’t believe it because you’re privileged enough not to have to deal with the actual issues that the people who are made to wear these sorts of uniforms in real life have to deal with, and you’re also not empathetic enough to understand the perspective of another fellow human being, and how such a thing might Read more

Jan 7
42

It’s only bad if you tip less than 20%.

Dec 16
183

He was doing great, until he got his ass beat.” LOL

Nov 25
450

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Nov 21
3

Ted Mosby as Lance Hardwood in Sex and the Swastika.

Nov 21
62

I’m sure that’s what the custodial staff was doing this whole time. Read more

Nov 6
11

I mean I’ve more than gotten my money’s worth out of my initial $40 purchase of OW1.

Nov 1
247

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Nov 1
44

It reeks of “We’ll say we’re sorry, but we won’t actually do anything to change and address the core issue.” Read more

Oct 31
14

Since I’m guessing most the trolls left when the comments sections started getting disabled and Splinter got axed completely, I’ll be that guy. Read more

Aug 23 2019
225

I like Deadspin better than I like sports.