Yeah, not just you.

On my browser the word “Dies” was on a second line, so my thought was, “Of course the Doctor warned us, she’s a time traveler.”

This is the kind of headline that could have used a definite article at the opening. “Doctor Who Tried to Warn...” has a distinctly different meaning for some people than if they were to read “The Doctor Who Tried to Warn....”

I’m sorry, I’m going to hell, but I thought a thousands-of-year old Doctor Who at some point tried to warn us about the Wuhan Virus, and then died, and will be recast due to regeneration from this headline...

Excellent question. If only someone might patiently explain it to you in roughly 2,100 words or so.

If only...

Boomers put that stuff in emails.

Man, it'd be cool if there was a site here focused on sports (but not exclusively.) I'd probably have read it everyday.

You can’t believe it because you’re privileged enough not to have to deal with the actual issues that the people who are made to wear these sorts of uniforms in real life have to deal with, and you’re also not empathetic enough to understand the perspective of another fellow human being, and how such a thing might…

It’s only bad if you tip less than 20%.

“He was doing great, until he got his ass beat.” LOL

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

I mean I’ve more than gotten my money’s worth out of my initial $40 purchase of OW1.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

It reeks of “We’ll say we’re sorry, but we won’t actually do anything to change and address the core issue.”

Since I’m guessing most the trolls left when the comments sections started getting disabled and Splinter got axed completely, I’ll be that guy.

As in: Damn, that dude got some santorum on his spanfeller? 

You know what would be great? If there was a site like this that was dedicated to sports... but also things that have nothing to do with sports! And one that could let you comment on their articles for sports and not sports. That’s a site I would read every day. Think of how well such a site would do if, you know,…

That’s what dancing is.