wait was clooneys email seriously batmansenior?

These 2 sisters I met in Rome were on a Eurotrip. They left Rome a few days before I did but we were keeping in touch. Their first day in Paris someone stole one of their cell phones. It was at an outdoor cafe apparently and she put her phone down to take a picture with her sister and in that moment someone just…

That 1 cop who stayed is either getting a promotion or is the inside man.

So he signed the contract but then stated he was FORCED to sign off on it even though he didnt agree to it?

When my mom put our old poodle down they apparently tried pushing a bunch of things on her. She saw the prices and said fuck it just give me the ashes in its plastic bag. She then went out and bought a nice metal container and placed the sealed bag in there. We loved our dog but no way in hell was my mom going to…

Not much fucking around with your mouth. Grills are removable so all they would need is a mould of their teeth. All the entails is biting down on some freshly mixed non-toxic compounding agents. Hell I think actual rubber clay would work.

50 an hour plus a free pair of Jelly shoes.

I’m guessing the kid also knows how to make molds? i mean its a fairly simple process and you just need the right materials which can be bought at a Home Depot.

Wait did she fire regular factory workers or is this from her purging Dovs old inner circle? If it was the factory workers it would not be entirely difficult to make them sign some paperwork. A lot of them barely speak English. A year or two when there was a change to healthcare an email blast got sent out about how…

I learned a lot of these working retail. If you hold a bill up to the light there should be a dark thin strip. The position of the strip depends on the denomination of the bill. The stripe will also have in very small text the amount the bill is supposed to be. Also on most bills you can “feel” their cravat by running…

I’m a New Yorker. All we get is more traffic.

I kind of get it. It seems like he is mostly worried about HIS product. He tries to be as “unbiased” as possible and is probably one of the things he feels differentiates himself from the rest of the youtube reviewers. He does try to not just be negative all the time and as you mentioned looks for things to be…

Given what happens in Florida on a regular basis this Canadian man must have thought it was perfectly ok to open up a stripper school there.

Talking Raccon was central to the team, the mythos and the story. Outside of comics I have never seen Wonder Woman with a talking, suit wearing tiger for a pet. That WOULD however fly with DCs TV Universe which is kicking all sorts of ass right now. The Flash already introduced Gorilla Grodd in Season 1! Can you…

“Heres a bottle of Sake. 45 seconds in the microwave is good for a mug. Now go bingewatch something.”

I do this scumbag/savior thing depending which side of the door you are on on the F train in the mornings. My stop is the last BIG stop before the city. As such I always try to stay near the door because my stop the door opens on that side as well. If the train is really packed, but could fit maybe 1 more person but…

For whom Heidi. For whom.

I should tell my family back home to start filming these parties.

There is no test for swimming though. And the tests for climbing are all kinds of fucked up. The facing outwards and with weights remark was about the issue at hand which is the new common core curriculum. These arent kids who are taking the same tests we took 10-15 years ago or whatever. Common Core Math uses…

Creative Differences=You know guys just because she wears a skirt does not mean every shot of her back has to show her underwear.