Beto came in and said “Everybody, what’s up!” like Dr. Nick coming into a Simpsons scene and saying, “Hi, everybody!”

Where is my MotoGP coverage? They’re already a race in.

I prefer a smoked cheese pig.

I don’t want to use that slide in the nude.

The title of this article makes it sound like he pee-peed on a McDonald’s.

Dexter Dance Number. 

Solid Talking Heads Joke

Verbally abusing subordinates is always wack. 

“it didn’t effect me personally so everyone should get over it”

Does that make Canada SUPERHEAVEN?

The final boss in “Wind Waker”. I was but a boy and spent so many hours on my OG GameBoy (OGGB) just getting to the end. That boss is multi-staged and gives almost no indication of progress towards an actual ending.

Jimmy John’s has atrocious labor practices and actively endangers their employees with their “freaky fast” delivery promise. No one should be patronizing Jimmy John’s if they’re at all concerned about how drivers (or bicyclists, or skateboarders) are treated.

Karl Dandleton would be a great “King of the Hill” character. Just imagine Hank saying that name.

Monkey Ball had a pretty rad bowling mini game. Billiards as well.

I live across the street from “The Trop” (barf) and I think this is a stupid idea because a) duh-doi, it’s classist and b) I never bring cash anyway but they ONLY take cash for their 50-50 raffle which I very much enjoy participating in.

I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO ORDER THEM FROM THE SITE I NEED THREE BECAUSE I HAVE TWO CATS!!!!

A rather specious source of information on the subject. 

Most popular non-food item: Intolerance.

Who?

They were on Anthony Bourdain’s show and specifically said the Foie Double Down was something they didn’t want to do but they knew Americans would eat it. It was cynical, and a statement on gastronomy.