I use them to garnish butternut squash soup. The crunchy leaves with the creamy texture of the soup really pops. Even better if it’s gingery. The warm flavors marry delightfully.

Good. Now pay the fucking writers to write about the sphere that sports is. Please don’t murder this site. 

Martha Stewart lives in Bedford Hills, NY. I know cause my ex marine uncle does security at her compound. He mostly wrangles peacocks. Still ‘backyard’ is pretty accurate cause its like, right on the border of Connecticut.

John Wayne Gacy wasn’t allowed to sell his paintings. Why does Aunt Becky get to make money?

All of Helena’s bakes we’re hideous and she deserved to go weeks ago. When you flavor a red velvet cake with vodka and then spackle it with puke green icing you can’t expect to compete. And Priya should have gotten the axe instead of Michelle. I think Priya goes this week.

The ambient noise in the kitchen is louder than any music. If you had ever actually worked in a kitchen you would know that. You’re no more or less likely to hurt yourself even with a boombox in the corner cranked up to 11.

Worth noting that the Bears were -3 and the Bronco’s getting two completely wiped out the possibility of a push. The Bears would have had to score a TD to cover which was never going to happen with so little time left.

I have been very anti the resurgence of facial hair and its grooming until this very moment. That shit looks dope as hell and it’s really sad that he got hurt and shaved it off. 

Sexual misconduct admitter allowed to make more shlockumentaries.

JFC. Six hours isn’t even enough time to unlock class mods or a third weapon slot. What’s your point? It’s demonstrably a huge leap from BL2 after 1 hour let alone 6. It’s slicker, the gun feel is better, and there are a bunch of little wrinkles that tease great things to come. It’s giving FANS OF THE FRANCHISE…

I don’t like hard-boiled eggs and less especially deviled eggs, but I make them if I have certain people over cause I know they’ll go. I am always horrified at how fast people suck them down.

In Sweden they call the Impossible Whopper the Rebel Whopper. 

Definitely 'How to Cook Everything' it has a whole front section about terms and techniques and all the recipes are straight forward. I've used the recipe for basic roast chicken 1'000 times and it's always great.

Wait. Brian O'Halloran? Dante from Clerks?

This sounds like it would overcook the chicken. And also like the texture and flavor of the sauce would be off. Cook’s Illustrated has a butter chicken recipe in their last issue that’s phenomenal. The sauce gets a nice blast from the immersion blender and the chicken is broiled separately. I understand the appeal of…

Violet. Get it. Cause Hole.

...cause you don’t know how to party?

You’re apoplectic over the Democratic party’s desire to keep a non-Democrat from high-jacking their primary AGAIN? Bernie stans tend to forget that his 11th hour “endorsement” of Clinton was total horseshit and accomplished nothing. 12 percent of people that voted for Bernie in the primary ended up voting for Trump.

You had me at Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. 

Microplane like half a teaspoon of green apple in and you’ll get a lot more texture from the pectin.