Is  HARDON a medical term?

We’ve always known that Rapelisburgers ‘ brain is the same shape as his head, and much tinier. But his inability to gel with fellow athletes(ahem, of color, ahem) is just more evidence that he’s a concussion casualty that lucked his way into SPLASH.

It was a tweet not an article. 

Every question to this column is essentially “How do I make the world contort itself around my very specific problem that I, an ostensible adult, am unable to deal with in a mature manner?”.