I just jerked off to that!

Note to Editor: Please make Kate your official burger reviewer with reviews of all the burgers at Chili’s, Friday’s, and Applebee’s as her next three articles followed by all the burgers at fast food joints. Thank you!

He should go even further back. Zygote Driver. RNA Driver. Self-Replicating Precursor Molecule Driver.

Whoa-ho-ho we got a contrarian here! Tell us your other hot takes, everyone on the internet is interested. 

Though the NFL has taken a position, I personally will not be mollified until the Tallahassee police weigh in with the results of their “investigation.”

Orrrr, maybe 3 games for groping someone seems like a slap on the wrist, especially when compared to one of the more notable suspensions in the league?

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

FTFY

“He’s Swaggy P, he’s the basketball clown, he loves cocaine...I’m afraid that’s all we know.”

Killing off the strongest character halfway through the season really hurt. Cottonmouth (aka Ali) was fantastic.

You mean you didn’t love Diamondback running down a street shouting “I’m Luke Cage! I’m Luke Cage!” after punching a cop to death? How dare you!

One is a crime against humanity. The other is a minor inconvenience to a piece of shit fascist perpetrating that crime.

Fuck you.

technically its an incel phone

And yet, strangely, it’s why people love wrestling.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Hereditary wasn’t what I was expected. From all the SXSW talk and A24's other critical darlings, I expected a moody, psychological family drama that was all strong screen-cap worthy imagery and scenes set in mostly silence but with this audible hum in the background. A bit of “is it all in her head?” and a metaphor…

Its Pittsburgh, nobody native hears the wheezy breathing.

Meet Boujee, the six-month-old French bulldog puppy