You’ll pry my Bad Religion Christmas carols from my cold, dead hands! Also, I’m pretty sure the live show that produced them also led to their cover of I Saw The Light, which is surprisingly faithful - you can hear the song winning over the band.

Ugh, the latest one is Heart-Shaped Box for Westworld. Terrible, terrible trend.

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

This is the best Remy Zero joke I’ve heard all week.

SOMEBODY SLAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE

Jesus, man, he’s not Hitler. No need to get your hot take in while his body’s still warm.

Someone on Twitter called him “one of the great music influencers of our time” and I don’t think that’s exaggerating at all. Levels hit when I was a freshman in college and it changed everything about the music scene among people my age. So much of EDM/producing evolved from what he was doing in the early 2010s.

...I’ve been covering wrestling at least weekly here for over a year and twice a week for the last six months. Where the hell have you been?

Just today on his podcast Edge talked about how the first person to call him and make sure he was okay after neck surgery in Pittsburgh in 2012 was Bruno Sammartino even though they’d only met a few times before.

Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

“We had literally heard them all, we could recite them before he even started to say them...”

Holy shit, you suck man.

He’s not coaching tonight because his wife fucking died YESTERDAY, you POS. You just couldn’t wait to come here and shit on Pop could you? You truly reflect the empathy and compassion of the GOP, heartless prick.

“I ran fast, but not so fast that I couldn’t keep running fast. Also, when I went past a Friday’s that was doing a 2-for-1 appetizer special, I thought about stopping, but decided not to.”

Get out man, or put down the bottle. Maybe both.

Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

I love a Hot Dago when I go to Redskins games.

The real story here is that you have to pay $39 to file a restraining order. That seems like a pretty good way to exclude poor folk from some fairly fundamental protections...