But he was only associated with that team, not the cause of them winning the Super Bowl.

No one believed in him as a QB, why should he believe in anything?

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

Recently realized that my next destination is a site that does not have comments, I will be lost... adrift...

I was a shitty commenter on Deadspin long before I worked here and I expect to be a shitty commenter here well after

Great. Now my balls hurt and I feel old. 

I got physically further and further away from the computer as I read this article. My stomach actually began to ache. 

It’s like a man cave, except, instead of for mans, it’s for decisions (instead of for men, it’s for decisien)

Sure, you love the basketballs, but let me tell you about another man who “opted out” on a Friday, came back on a Sunday, and met with his followers.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

Fuck this beetle

“... he had no self-awareness and thought he was good,” Obama said. “He surrounded himself with people who told him he was good, even though he’s terrible.”

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

This website is going in the shitter. Something likeable about James Dolan? And Duke basketball? Everyone was poisoned at the awards.

I dunno, I read lips pretty well, and I think he’s saying “I ATE A BABY.”

I think you mean slur on slur violence.

They suggested he get an MRI, he suggested they should fuck off, and then his arm suggested that Thor is not a doctor.

They moved from St. Louis to Los Angeles. That’s an upgrade.

Todd Marinovich would like a word, LaVar.

“I Can’t Vibe 55”

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...