It’s almost like they’re everywhere, at every level of society!

Thank goodness somebody made this about Boston.  Good job.

Bat flips are the least offensive things he does to those bats. When they told him to get to extra bases more often using his bat....I think he misunderstood. 

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

One homer, they’d respect, because they’re such classy fans. Two homers, they’d admire, because they’d tell you they are just fans of big moments. Three homers, they’d say he’s undisciplined and should focus on working the count and hitting for contract instead of swinging from his heels.

I hope he hits five home runs and each one features an increasingly offensive bat flip.

Oy, Trump, ‘ave a look ‘ere!

It’s too bad the camera doesn’t show the ball hitting a spoon, which sends a rocket that hits a cuckoo clock, which drops a parachute army man that sends a marble down a ramp, hitting a row of dominoes that pulls the trigger on a gun that shoots a bullet turns on the built-in-George Foreman Grill on a Bob’s Discount…

How can the SAME PITCH hit a man in the Arm, and another in the Head, and a third in the Chest?

Aw. Now I want to start a laser tag warehouse.

His name sounds like your accountant who seems too young to be trusted.

Wonder how long before the Cowboys hire him?

I’ve made mistakes in my life but being a domestic abuser is not one of them!

AND he’s probably muslin.

not MY presidnet til I see a REAL UNITED STATEs of america BIRTH CIRTIFICAT

Cancel the rest of the auditions, we’ve found McGahn’s replacement as White House counsel.

Kiebals comes with a personal catcher, Mike Rochburns. No surprise that without Bauer’s nanites, they’re gonna need a AAA battery.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

It makes me tingle all over my body. It’s the best drug in the world.

God yes. More Cowboys trash fire, please. It...it sustains me.