Wade, you seem like the kind of guy that would know the answer to this, been struggling with it for a while now.

This man is a genius.

No, no! He wasn’t making a sexual innuendo. He was directly expressing his disapproval that a female was receiving an education.

How fucking boring that looked. Like christ it’s basically a prettier looking Medal of Honor: Frontline with even less content than earlier titles like CoD 2 and 3.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

Also, not releasing his taxes means we won’t be able to tell when he proposes new tax legislation that directly benefits him.

(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet.

These are the few “true fans,” the tourists, who will be sprinkled amongst the empty seats in Vegas:

read Miller’s post before you jump in with comments about the Red Sox rotation, please

When you tell those stories, do you preemptively ask people not to allude to how you might sexually desire your children?

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Wow the biggest scandal here is HamNo trying to erase his ties to Florida.

To be a Republican is to hate all that is green and good in this world.

Congratulations to our great military men and women for representing the United States, and the world, so well in the Syria attack.

Obama had the chance to push people on Garland, but instead he and the cowards in Congress decided to play it passive and bank on HRC winning, and it backfired tremendously. There are many places where the election can be blamed, but this is not one.

Please win like two more games.

Your generosity won’t go unnoticed, like Trout’s UZR

It’s amazing that the Cardinals could wake up tomorrow and find themselves in last place in the NL Central. There’s always the next game!

Don’t worry. 2018 will be just as bad.

The pathetically short average lifespan in Arkansas is about to get even shorter.