And ham... that sweet sweet bribe ham.

I feel like in America, the gold standard for beautiful end-games for superstars is like John Elway, retiring at the top of his game, having won the Superbowl. And people grumble when stars “stick around too long” like when Jerry Rice would play for absolutely anybody, trying to be a 2nd or 3rd wide receiver…

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

Hypocriticus Ch. 3:18 “And Jesus said unto the blind man, Verily, verily, I say unto you: That shit is not my problem.”

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy at Mar a Lago - mighty Trumpy had crapped out.

You think that’s bad? Just wait til you see the guy in the white house.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Sex or murder.

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

It’s gonna be fun to watch what happens here.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

Yaaaaarrrrrgghh, here be yowr blasted star.

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

Still sticking with that color rush mascot, though.

‘Worst Take.’

“My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend.” he said.

Look tom, can’t I believe that there is some good in the world.

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Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

The problem with very dumb people is they assume everyone around them is as dumb as they are, if not dumber. The irony of intelligent people who scratched and scraped their whole careers to reach the top of their game now being sent Fox News clips to celebrate easily-debunkable lies...I can only imagine how…