So what you are telling me is it took an extra out and 4 more pitchers than what a 21 year old rookie Kerry Wood accomplished by himself?

YEAH BUT THINK OF THE EDUCATION THEY’RE RECEIVING

Remember, one of the fun parts of this trip is EVERY country in the world has figured out that if you want Trump do what they want, just flatter him and pretend he’s as awesome as he thinks he is. Expect lots of ass kissing on this trip while everybody laughs at him when he’s not in the room

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

The Celtics should really be concerned that they just blew home court adv... Just kidding, lol and whatnot. They could play all 4 games in Boston and it wouldn’t matter. The NBA is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

*Mike drop*

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

Ottawa over Nashville in the finals. But somehow Karlsson still doesn’t win the Norris because hockey writers are 100% without exception terrible at their profession as well as being terrible people.

He’s already Optimus Dime!

“Connecting you to Grindr. Found a match called ‘Jack Hammer’.”

Oh shut the fuck up.

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

“But then Kyrie Irving went on a tear—mounting an 11-2 run by himself.”

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

As someone who gave living in West Virginia a try (I’m originally from California, lived in WV for about two years, then moved back to CA) there were some good points to this article, but I think you really underplay the role of racism/sexism in Donald Trump’s election there. When I was living in WV, I routinely heard…

Don’t worry, he’ll be the last Lannister standing.

Oh, how I loathed the Devils’ trap* and how I loathe Ottawa’s scheme, but you’ve got to give it due. It worked to take a 9th place team in the East to the second round. The Bruins had NOTHING for this scheme even with guys like Marchand who can dance around anyone while being a ratfucker at the same time.

The pineapple is just taunting you. Oh, you thought the rest of this meal was shit? What if we made it a Hawaiian pizza too?

If an ice cube the size of Delaware starts floating down our way, the only thing to do is get a tumbler of whiskey the size of Pennsylvania.