I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

it’s like cream/creme

The job of the politician is to win elections. A politician that doesn’t is unemployed.

I guess to understand it you’d have to look at what happens with Democrats actually in power vs. their stated platform.

Good job doing your part. A true American hero.

Fuckin right. High Five!

I think you’ve got to rebuild. This year is obviously lost, so you’ve got to think about 2018. Curry isn’t fitting in with Durant. Might I suggest a straight up Curry for Carmelo Anthony trade in the offseason?

Draymond Green: Times like these, you reach down and grab a pair.

In other news:

Warning:

So, his dad looks my age, time to jump off a bridge

Huh, lot of awful white people.

When he starts a band.

Except it’s literally not. It’s exchanged as bits and bytes and never becomes physical capital. It is traded on high volume deals in a world in which we have no access. It makes no couches, buys no food. It’s taking the concept of fiat currency to the ultimate end-goal: an agreed upon series of numbers that only the…

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4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

It still works! It’s a finely tuned machine! And Mexico is gonna pay for it...

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.