I need the ACLU, Dems and journalists to get this man impeached YESTERDAY. The fact he’s moving so fast to burn our country to the ground shows that he knows he’s got limited time. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

Like our country, nothing binding will keep us from going off a cliff.

China 1948:

You should know as well as any that dogs are loyal to their masters to a fault. As long as those belly rubs and Snausages keep coming, they care fuck all about what the masters do when they leave the house.

Welp, gerrymandering and vote suppression are two reasons.

However, let’s not forget that the right wingers said just as much completely unhinged bullshit about President Obama when he came into office—and then managed to keep it up for eight years in spite of all the evidence to the contrary.

Today, we are all the crying, running NPC lady.

I’m actually now rooting for them to go right off a cliff. None of this “staying barely afloat so Dolan can sell some tickets” nonsense. We have a draft pick this year---lets head straight to the sea floor.

Did you hear that thing at the end? It’s a new day, with a new focus and new energy. So the Knicks will absolutely turn this thing around, you guys.

And sometimes with one another.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

It’s America. Freedom of speech and all that. But I am suspicious.

So, over ten years, you will spend $30,000 for t.v.... And Americans wonder why they’re broke..

I would watch Mike Francesa & Mike Tyson.

The current state of the NBA: Chandler Parsons has now signed two max deals.

I think Derrick Rose will be very well compensated.

President Trump to be impeached, is the only headline i will accept.

Except for P.K. Subban.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Hmm. This really puts the last few years of my life in perspective.