Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

Jut as only Nixon could open the door to diplomatic relations with China, perhaps only a plutocrat like Trump can save the blue-collar worker.

Buying overpriced crap to impress your “friends”, via a carefully curated social media presence, far as I can tell.

At least the people in the movie get to die in space. You’d die in Idaho.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

I don’t think you quite know how sarcasm works. It would be a cold day in Hell when a Red Sox fan actually shuts up. Fackin-A-right ya bastahd

Baseball doesn’t have a cap.

The answer is incredibly simple, we pass a series of laws clearly delineating conflicts of interest and mandating financial transparency to assume the office.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Or that 2016 ain’t over and God has a few more tricks up his/her/its sleeves. A.k.a., we, or at least the not-so-bad people of Portland are about to get fucked.

Someone has to. From the clip, it’s clear that the dude’s not going to defend himself.

It’s a message about diversity.

Destination Cleveland is also how airports sort their most depressed passengers.