This wins for sheer impact in the least amount of words. The 1st 8 words alone tells the reader exactly how truly horrifying the next 12 words really were. Brava!

1986. Newly pregnant. Florida in August, about noon. Flea Market porta-potty. I vomitted on my feet while I was peeing.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

Tiegen had been posting regularly about their journey with this pregnancy from the beginning. I can imagine that, having had the pregnancy end in this way, she would want to get out in front of the story and post it herself.

Seeing that Insta of Kylie Jenner makes me wish I still had the physique/skin of me at age 23 with the wisdom of me now.

And now those “feminists” are pulling up the ladder behind them so no other women have those opportunities.

If actual feminism never happened, how many “conservative feminists” do you think would have the opportunities they’re enjoying right now?

Super super super happy for Billie, but still have to laugh. Kingston Fisher Lourd Rydell sounds like a law firm; that’s a lotta name for a tiny baby to bear.

Omg thank you for this news — that family deserves all the happiness in the world.

They were saying boo-urns.

Aviator gin and it’s very good and price is or was right. He just sold it for shit load of money.

Ryan Reynolds has a gin, not a tequila. I hate that I know this and I hate that I felt the need to type this out.

I have “Ellen is a terrible person” fatigue so the first thing I noticed was how one woman has her mask effectively only covering her bottom lip and the other’s nose is hanging out.

People do understand that face coverings are a health precaution and not a mandate from Quinn’s Lawndale High Fashion Club, right? The…

Thank you for your service, Derek Jeter.

Haha I’m so sorry! The universe sought revenge for this post last night when, as I was getting ready for bed, my husband casually mentioned that “our ghost lives upstairs” and I lost it. He was like, *shrug,* “o. sorry. I thought you heard her [her????] too.” Luckily, the vibes in this house are much calmer, upstairs…

Yeah, I know, and mom (who’s super peppy) tells this story as a funny story. She really relishes delivering the line, with her impression a old-man voice, “They hauled them all away in the paddy wagon in the middle of dinner.” 

the prior owner’s whole family was institutionalized on the same day for mental illness (according to an old man who stopped my mother in the grocery store one day).

Yeah, I went back to the house recently (my parents have moved out since I left home) and I was kind of surprised by how creeped out I still was as soon as I walked in. It was oppressive. I had to pee but refused because I felt too vulnerable lol. I also didn’t ask to see my old room because there was no fucking way I…

I am not sensitive to these things, so I was just generally spooked out by the house (we lived there for the rest of my childhood/young adult years, and eventually my parents got out of dodge), but my friends would call their parents to get them during sleepovers “because they were scared” through middle school. My…